Always getting in trouble.

badbilliejean:

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Belmar, the St. Louis County Police Chief, told reporters on Wednesday that he doesn’t regret his agency’s decisions to fire tear gas at protesters. That approach, he said, was much better than using nightsticks or dogs."

This man is trash of the first degree.

animatedamerican:

ifonlyfor:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

Dressage Kitty.

oh my god, that explanation makes this so much better

Odds are extremely good that this kitty has Cerebellar Hypoplasia, which is a neurological disorder that affects how they walk! It comes from cats which are infected with Distemper during pregnancy.

animatedamerican:

ifonlyfor:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

Dressage Kitty.

oh my god, that explanation makes this so much better

Odds are extremely good that this kitty has Cerebellar Hypoplasia, which is a neurological disorder that affects how they walk! It comes from cats which are infected with Distemper during pregnancy.

kararikue:

altersociety:

kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.
This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:
Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

Reporting this fuck out of this racist shit.

Done. It takes like a minute. Fuck this white asshole and his racists supporters. He shouldn’t profit 200k from killing a black child.

kararikue:

altersociety:

kateceratops:

People are giving Wilson money to thank him for killing an unarmed black teenager. Please report this to GoFundMe, as it violates their Terms of Service and they get 5% of the tens of thousands of dollars being donated. Click to report.

This is my message, in case you want to copy and paste:

Your Terms of Service prohibit “items that promote… hate, racial intolerance, or the financial exploitation of a crime.” Take a look at the comments that come with the donations on this page and tell me that doesn’t violate your terms. “Support Officer Wilson” is a thin veil for people rewarding Wilson for killing a black kid.

Reporting this fuck out of this racist shit.

Done. It takes like a minute. Fuck this white asshole and his racists supporters. He shouldn’t profit 200k from killing a black child.

blackphoenixalchemylab:

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and Black Phoenix Trading Post are thrilled to announce our con exclusives for DragonCon! Black Phoenix will be vending at DragonCon 2014 at booths 1206 & 1208 in AmericasMart, building 1, floor 1.

dragon

Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab…

  • BROWN THRASHER: Sweet rum distillate with tobacco absolute, white sandalwood, and warm brown musk.
  • LARGEMOUTH BASS: Salt, seaweed, and white mint with a hint of star anise, birchbark, and lemon peel.
  • SHARK TOOTH: Pale, stony ambergris with oudh, patchouli, white cedar, and ambrette seed.
  • STAUROLITE: A gritty mineral musk with tonka bean, labdanum, oakmoss, and a drop of vetiver bourbon.

Well…….. fuck.

I’m just gonna have to list those as smells that I will never be able to put on me even though  I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed iiiiiiiiiiit.

*rolls eyes*
Please friends, if you have depression, and are able to, see a medical professional for help. If you know somebody with depression or who might have depression, support them in seeking professional help.

This sort of psuedoscience leads to the idea that you should be able to “think” your way better aka bootstrap your way out of depression and other mental illness or mental disability.

On the other hand, if this is something you want to try in addition to real treatment/other management plans, or if you don’t have depression and you’d like to try to be happier…. *shrug* go for it. It’s basically positive meditation, and meditation is good for you.
(but if it doesn’t work, friends, that’s okay! It’s not a failure on your part.)

It’s okay to want to use stuff like this! The practice itself has low (if any) downsides and if it does nothing then it does nothing, but if it helps then that’s good! But it’s important to not let it warp into something harmful

*rolls eyes*

Please friends, if you have depression, and are able to, see a medical professional for help. If you know somebody with depression or who might have depression, support them in seeking professional help.

This sort of psuedoscience leads to the idea that you should be able to “think” your way better aka bootstrap your way out of depression and other mental illness or mental disability.

On the other hand, if this is something you want to try in addition to real treatment/other management plans, or if you don’t have depression and you’d like to try to be happier…. *shrug* go for it. It’s basically positive meditation, and meditation is good for you.

(but if it doesn’t work, friends, that’s okay! It’s not a failure on your part.)

It’s okay to want to use stuff like this! The practice itself has low (if any) downsides and if it does nothing then it does nothing, but if it helps then that’s good! But it’s important to not let it warp into something harmful

If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......
the fuck kind of person doesnt let their cat outside
Anonymous

the-real-seebs:

roachpatrol:

people in australia and new zealand should absolutely not have outdoor cats as they’re nonindiginous predators that have caused enormous destruction to the native wildlife. domestic cats tend to kill a lot more birds and mice and lizards than their owners ever see—it’s a lot better for pretty much any local ecosystem to have indoor cats and a minimum of feral cats, except for places like theme parks and farms and factories that keep feral cats around to control the rat populations. 

that being said, cats who play around outdoors are really cute. 

At least around here, average lifespan of an indoor cat is 15-17 years, average lifespan of an outdoor cat is about 5-6. My cat has never been more outside than the porch since we got her, and if this bothers her, she shows no sign of it. My friends who have let cats go out have tended to lose cats much faster. My previous cat, I got in ~1991 and he lived until ~2008, and now I’ve got Molly, who’s now older than most cats who go outdoors a lot.

So the fuck kind of person who wants their cat to live three times as long and be, so far as anyone can tell, just as happy, I guess.

The fuck kind of person who listens to their vet? (most vets recommend that cats be indoor-only)

Or maybe the kind of person who owns a cat with a contagious chronic illness?

Or maybe all of the other reasons listed already.

3parts:

langerdibs:

  1. alucifer said: ok i know you have explained this before but please explain watermelon vampire to me

Okay, so up in the Balkans there’s this belief that anything left out under the full moon can become a vampire. Anything. All the things. 

However, in the Balkans and I believe among certain Romani superstitions Pumpkins and Watermelons are particularly susceptable to vampirism. There are two ways to do it, one is by leaving them ungathered on the vine out under the full moon, and one is by having one and not eating it by midnight on Christmas. There’s also allegedly a third way that requires the watermelon or pumpkin to not rot for 2-3 years but the first two are the more accepted versions I believe.

You can recognize a vampiric plant by the way they ‘sweat blood’. As I understand it the insides of the plant convert to blood, and they become sentient, and roll around trying to cause mischief while making the noise brlbrlbrl, because they’re inherently evil and driven to do evil.

However they’re also fucking plants and are easily foiled by stairs so literally no one is scared of them they’re just ineffectual hostile plants AND I LOVE THEM.

This is beautiful. Pratchett menioned them in one of his books, and I’ve always wondered.

they become sentient, and roll around trying to cause mischief while making the noise brlbrlbrl, because they’re inherently evil and driven to do evil.

this sounds suspiciously like it might have been the inspiration for Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

My truck has a flat. (and we have no spare for it)

:<

my baby.

enbieteddy:

neoliberalismkills:

neoliberalismkills:

if you’re interested, this person is trying to organize a food/meal drive for elementery school kids in Ferguson

schools in Ferguson have been closed since Monday and that’s where a LOT of the kids in Ferguson get their food from, to explain how important this is.

That links to her twitter page, this is the link straight to the fundraiser.