schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

i NEED THIS.

overthrowmartha:

Make your own foaming antibacterial hand soap! It’s easy, too. Only a couple of ingredients! 

What you need

  • 1 foam soap pump (I reused one from Bath and Body Works)
  • 1 c distilled or filtered water
  • 2 TBSP Castile Soap
  • 1/4 tsp carrier oil. I used Jojoba, but you can use almond, grapeseed, olive, or any carrier oil that stays liquid at room temperature.
  • 10 drops Thieves Essential Oil 

Add the ingredients to the foaming soap bottle being careful to add the water BEFORE you add the other ingredients.

Shake it a bit and tada! You’re all done. You’re ready to have germ free hands at a fraction of the price of traditional foaming soaps. Yay!!

You may need to lightly shake it if you see the oil settling which is perfectly normal.

See more at overthrowmartha.com

Note to self about making your own!

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

stormblomma:

Honeycomb rainbows on We Heart Ithttp://weheartit.com/entry/101695895/via/mushroomnikki

creative honeycombs are one of my favourite knitting things to look at.

stormblomma:

Honeycomb rainbows on We Heart It
http://weheartit.com/entry/101695895/via/mushroomnikki

creative honeycombs are one of my favourite knitting things to look at.

amhrancas:

soloontherocks:

thugkitchen:

I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive. Money doesn’t grow on trees; coffee does. Don’t waste your time in a fucking line and spend your hard earned cash on something you can make while you’re sleeping. Cold brewed coffee is also way less acidic, making this easier on your stomach. SO GRAB A CUP OF THIS SIMPLE SHIT AND SEIZE THE GODDAMN DAY. 
COLD BREWED COFFEE
¾ cup ground coffee (whatever you got is fine)
3 ½ cups cold water
Put the coffee grounds in the bottom of a large container. If you like coffee with some fucking bite, add another ¼ cup of grounds. Slowly pour the water over the grounds and stir. Make sure all the grounds get wet because sometimes there are weird dry pockets and then you’re just wasting fucking coffee. Let this sit in the fridge (or on your counter if its not too fucking hot in your place) overnight or for at least 10 hours. In the morning, strain that shit using a mesh strainer. You know, the ones that look like a screen door. If you have the time, strain one more time through a paper coffee filter to get out the last of the grounds (or don’t and just deal with a couple rogue grounds in your drink). Serve over ice and with some almond milk if that’s your thing.
Makes about 3 ½ cups of coffee (triple this recipe and keep the extra in the fridge all week)

A perk, guys: brewing coffee cold prevents it from developing that distinctive coffee “bitter” taste as much, if at all. 

Bonus tip: freeze some into ice cubes and use them for your iced coffee, thus eliminating the problem of watered-down beverages.  Works for iced teas as well.

amhrancas:

soloontherocks:

thugkitchen:

I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive. Money doesn’t grow on trees; coffee does. Don’t waste your time in a fucking line and spend your hard earned cash on something you can make while you’re sleeping. Cold brewed coffee is also way less acidic, making this easier on your stomach. SO GRAB A CUP OF THIS SIMPLE SHIT AND SEIZE THE GODDAMN DAY.

COLD BREWED COFFEE

¾ cup ground coffee (whatever you got is fine)

3 ½ cups cold water

Put the coffee grounds in the bottom of a large container. If you like coffee with some fucking bite, add another ¼ cup of grounds. Slowly pour the water over the grounds and stir. Make sure all the grounds get wet because sometimes there are weird dry pockets and then you’re just wasting fucking coffee. Let this sit in the fridge (or on your counter if its not too fucking hot in your place) overnight or for at least 10 hours. In the morning, strain that shit using a mesh strainer. You know, the ones that look like a screen door. If you have the time, strain one more time through a paper coffee filter to get out the last of the grounds (or don’t and just deal with a couple rogue grounds in your drink). Serve over ice and with some almond milk if that’s your thing.

Makes about 3 ½ cups of coffee (triple this recipe and keep the extra in the fridge all week)

A perk, guys: brewing coffee cold prevents it from developing that distinctive coffee “bitter” taste as much, if at all. 

Bonus tip: freeze some into ice cubes and use them for your iced coffee, thus eliminating the problem of watered-down beverages.  Works for iced teas as well.

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

now I’m really interested in gifs of Out-of-context Motivational Joffrey. This is a thing I would like to see.

doctor-doughnut:

Out of context motivational Joffrey

now I’m really interested in gifs of Out-of-context Motivational Joffrey. This is a thing I would like to see.

I wish to present my husband's petition for admittance to the Birthday Unending. As tribute, we bring ice-cream cake and fluffy animals. The animals are for cuddles, not for the blood pit.

seananmcguire:

THE BIRTHDAY APPRECIATES YOUR CLARITY AS REGARDS THE FLUFFY ANIMALS.  OH.  THEY ARE SO FLUFFY.  THEIR EYES ARE SO BRIGHT.  THEY BURN WITH THE HUNGER FOR MURDER.  THEY BURN WITH THE NEED TO BE AVENGED.

YES.  THIS IS GOOD.  YOU ARE WELCOME.  HELLO, FLUFFY ANIMALS.  HELLO.

WELCOME, ALSO, BRINGERS OF THE FLUFFY ANIMALS.  YOU ARE ALSO NOT FOR THE BLOOD PIT.  COME, SIT AT THE HIGH TABLE.  ENJOY THE MANY DELICACIES.  ENJOY THE CAKE, AND THE PIE, AND THE BALEFUL STARES OF THE FLUFFY ANIMALS.

WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY.  WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY.  WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY UNENDING.

HAIL THE BIRTHDAY UNENDING.

Tonight’s Game of Thrones Epsiode

lumos5001:

those who read the book:

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those who didn’t read the book:

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I feel the need to cut down on the amount of traffic on my dash but I don’t want to unfollow anybody I like all of them.

hhhhhhhhg this will be hard.

syberstudies:

Practicing metal painting and textures.

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